| Mobile Stuff, SMS, Funny SMS |
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I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
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| A girl phoned me......... |
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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| At this moment … : |
At this moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
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| The rain makes all... |
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
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| A woman likes to have
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A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
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| I am a killer |
I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!
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