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They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.
Mae West
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There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Clint Eastwood
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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to et in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.
Michel de Montaigne
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Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.
King Vidor
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In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
Mignon McLaughlin
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A good marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
Ruth Bell Graham
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The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
American Proverb
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Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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"Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up."
James Baldwin
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Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
Thomas a Kempis
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Anybody can become angry, that is easy; but to be angry with the right person, and to the right degree, and at the right time, and for the right purpose, and in the right way, that is not within everybody's power, that is not easy.
Aristotle
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